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Thursday, October 15, 2009

9/11 Memoriam

Hey guys. Just wanted to share a small project I worked on three years ago. Please take a look and let me know what you think. I hope this resonates with everyone out there.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Damn IT!

I knew this would happen. I just didn't think it would happen this soon.

OK, I'm a little weird, I admit it. Here is my thought process; hear me out:

For gaming on my PS3 I like to have two profiles set-up: My main, or, primary profile; the one that I set-up when I first bought my PS3. The account that I have all my friends on, and the one that I keep track of all my trophies for the games that I intend to fully complete 100% and get the platinum.

Then I have a secondary profile set-up aptly named "Rental Profile." As the name implies this profile is the one I use when renting games so the history doesn't count against my primary profile.

Confused? In short I only want games that I intend to get the platinum for to show up under my primary profile. For all other games which I don't necessarily care if I get the platinum or leave a game unfinished, those go under my secondary account.

Why? Because I have mild OCD when it comes to this kind of stuff. It bothers me to have games listed in my history that are incomplete.

Now I only set it up this way a week ago. Everything was going fine until tonight after getting some time in with Uncharted 2. I logged in under my primary account because this is a game I intend to platinum. Well, my girlfriend came home a little while ago and since I had been playing for over an hour already I asked her if she wanted to play Wolfenstein. She said yeah.

So I save my U2 game after just getting to Ch. 5 and exit the game.

Here's where my mistake comes in: I completely forgot that I was playing under my primary profile. So what do I do? I eject U2 and casually insert Wolfenstein, and then proceed to get up to take the dog outside.

It's not until my girlfriend comes to the front door telling me, "Hey, the game won't let me load my game from last night. It only lets me start a new one."

I still haven't realized what she's saying. So I ask her, "Well did you make sure to save last night?"

And then it hits me: It's not loading up a save file because there is no save file to load up! That's because last night she was playing under my secondary profile so that's where the save file is!

Complete horror as this realization dawns on me. It's not her fault because I'm the dumb ass that should have remembered. So now my primary profile has Wolfenstein under my trophy history at 0% (which is exactly what I wanted to avoid) where it shall forever remain as a mark to my stupidity and visible mockery for my lack of responsibility to switch profiles.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Girlfriends Are Funny

Especially when they try playing video games. Take my girlfriend for example. She was browsing through my latest copy of OPM and found their review for Wolfenstein.

"Oooo! I wanna play this!" She exclaims to me one night from the chair she's sitting in. To which I instinctively roll my eyes as a response.

OK, well, I had rented Terminator: Salvation from Blockbuster last week and tonight was the night it needed to be returned. She again mentioned to me that I should check to see if Wolfenstein was in stock, and if so, I should rent that next.

Now a little history about my girlfriend before I continue the story. According to her she used to play a lot of video games; mostly on GameCube and PC. She fondly remembers playing old school Doom and Wolfenstein on her Dad's computer back in the day. Her most recent experience with video games (not including since we've been dating) was with the GameCube of which she owned The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask and claims to have beaten that game several times over while she was in high school.

However, her experience with contemporary FPS games is limited and doesn't extend beyond the time period of old school Doom or Wolfenstein. Needless to say her FPS skills are rather lacking, and her attempts at trying to grasp the controls of the Doom re-make for Xbox a year ago was, in a word, painful.

Fast forward to tonight as we leave to return the game. She waits in the car as I walk in and I look for the Wolfenstein game. Surprisingly they have it in stock.

"What the hell," I say to myself. I was kinda curious to play it as well. So I rent it.

We arrive back home and she wants to play it. I sign in under my rental account (so as not to affect my regular PSN account because this game has trophies) and proceed to start the game. We watch the opening cinematics and then the game officially starts; and comedy ensues. I don't know how to best describe how she plays. It's sort of like watching a retarded one armed monkey try to wash itself as it burns alive running in circles. Well, maybe that was a bit harsh...so the monkey isn't washing itself.

I warned her about the controls because I remembered the trouble she had when trying to play the updated Doom, and how she couldn't grasp the mechanics of the analog sticks to simultaneously move/look around while shooting. I told her it was going to be the same set-up as Doom had, but she said something not caring.

So now we're in the living room; I'm typing this blog and she's (amazingly) still playing the game. Not only is she still playing but she even managed to beat the entire first level by herself and on "Normal" difficulty! From what I can tell it appears she's starting to understand the controls better. She's just started the second level (I think). We'll see how long her patience holds out now.